You can sort of tell…

So it seems that I have found the hole in Israel’s logic, but I need someone to clarify a few things for me first.

Okay, so the reason we have Israel is because the Jews say that they are from there and that it is their rightful place to be? Now wait a minute. We can generally tell where someone’s ancestors are from during the past few thousand years by the color of their skin. This has to do with the sun and the weather and stuff like that.

So if the Jews are saying that they belong there because their forefathers lived there, then why are they the only people within 1000 miles of there that are white? It seems to me that if Israelis really belonged there, they would be just as tan as the rest of the locals.

In reality, then, Israel is no different than the United States. It’s just another colony founded by rejected Europeans. No wonder the two nations seem so intertwined.

Anyway, the logic works, so that must mean my given facts must be wrong. Someone should correct me.

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