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The phone rang. I hadn’t heard anything because the matter had been escalated. And it’s all bad. Almost as bad as it could get. What I mean by that is that I still have a job. At the same pay. Doing the same thing. Other than that, it pretty much went about as badly as [...]

I have a cluttered cube. It should surprise no one. Most of the decorations are years old. I am just not really into this sort of thing like I used to be, but if I took them down, I’d have to put them somewhere, and “away” is too abstract of a concept for me. I [...]

If an election does not have 50% voter turnout, then they have to have a runoff.

So they are moving our cubes around next month, and because I spent too much time in the office, I will still have a cube, so that plan failed miserably. It’s my own fault, though. I am going to be next to a conference room that nobody is ever going to use. Thanks to the [...]

I used to volunteer with this gal at the hospital when we were both in high school. We drifted apart, and then she turned out to be in charge of benefits at my job, so when I was hired, it was a big reunion, and it was funny. She still works here, but she has [...]

What a day. We lost 4-2 to a team without a goalie, and I scored my first ever goal. We only had one extra player, so as the game went on, more people wanted to play defense because they were tired. So I played about a period as a forward. I was in front of [...]