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You can also view this here: http://web.archive.org/web/20070630032027/www.agouti.com/feature.aspx?id=71 and you used to be able to view it here: http://www.agouti.com/feature.aspx?id=71. For me, nothing is more exciting than receiving an e-mail reply from a band. When I was a kid, I would save my money and buy a pack of baseball cards. I would open the pack and [...]

You can also view this here: http://web.archive.org/web/20070630032027/www.agouti.com/feature.aspx?id=70 and you used to be able to view it here: http://www.agouti.com/feature.aspx?id=70. American music is as, well, American as baseball and apple pie. But sometimes when these things get interspersed, the end result is not so desirable to pretentious little me. I like baseball. I like going to baseball [...]

You can also view this here: http://web.archive.org/web/20070630031816/www.agouti.com/feature.aspx?id=65 and you used to be able to view it here: http://www.agouti.com/feature.aspx?id=65. Hello, boys and girls. This month we are going to learn how to adore rock ‘n’ rollers without scaring the shit out of them. Specifically, this column is going to teach fanboys how not to scare their [...]

You can also view this here: http://web.archive.org/web/20070630031816/www.agouti.com/feature.aspx?id=60 and you used to be able to view it here: http://www.agouti.com/feature.aspx?id=60. I just came back from two weeks in New Zealand. One of the biggest things I noticed was that there are a lot of hills there, and this inhibits the ability to pick up FM signals on [...]

You can also view this here: http://web.archive.org/web/20070630031816/www.agouti.com/feature.aspx?id=55 and you used to be able to view it here: http://www.agouti.com/feature.aspx?id=55 Even the most modest of people out there, at one time or another, have a desire to be listened to. It goes back to when we were infants, crying for Similac. We weren’t really hungry. Those babies [...]

In June 2001 a friend from college sent me an IM and asked if I wanted to copy edit some music reviews for his fledgling site. I said sure, but don’t expect me to write any. Over time that became more and more of a ridiculous statement, and eventually I was writing most of the [...]