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Working late so I don’t know what happened to the Raiders. I went in the shower and they were in the red zone and they just gotten a first down on 4th and short of the 10th which was kinda stupid but then I got out of the shower and it’s still 7 nothing so [...]

So I’m in Nevada right now and I get to use my cellphone without a headset because I’m not in California. And I’m not really wondering like flunk the rules or anything but because I have the opportunity to use my phone, I’m gonna do it. And that’s what I’m doing right now. No headset [...]

Jott is not in beta so jott now is going to be a pay-as-you-go service it appears and I have a special offer where I can save money by subscribing to jott now. Well, I don’t really think I am going to do that. I am not really making any money from having jott and [...]

Gym etiquette at. Gym etiquette in the news paper. When you are working out at the gym, and you are reading the news paper, when you’re done, don’t throw it away, don’t put it in the recycling bin. If you’re not going to take it home with you, you can finish that stupid ____ later, [...]

Working in a manure factory. If I work in the manure factory, will I get use to the smell? Is manure even process in the factory? Should is manure factory a misnomer? Is there a shift differential for working in the afternoon instead of during graveyard? Because it smell worst in the afternoon. Or do [...]

There’s one main reason why you should take the tiles from two scrabble games and put them into one board. Because then you can say words like Jazz without using up another blank spaces. I really can’t think of another reason besides that and really that’s reason enough. Isn’t it? listen Powered by Jott

California extreme addendum, so the highlight of the show was definitely not the jerry(?) specialized kid following me around while at great NBA jam turned him in addition and publicized her. Every time I would make a good play, he would hold up his hand because he wanted me to high five him. Sometimes people [...]

Jotts are shorter now. I realized that time that I kept getting cut off too soon, and it appears instead of having one minute to do a Jott, now I only get 15 seconds. So that’s good, because even I could come up something to say for 15 seconds, right. listen Powered by Jott

House Party 2 rated R, really? So I was flipping channels the other day and House Party 2 was on TV. Oh I remember that movie with Kid ‘n(?) play(?), I think it was on HBO or Cinemax, one of those pay stations that shows movies that you can buy on DVD for $.99 at [...]

Brilliant hands free cell phone device idea, so on July 1st California will not be able to hold a phone to their ear with their hands. They must use the hands free device, so that it gives you few options when you driving, you can hold the phone up to your ear with your knee, [...]