Today's featured shit

Sharks don’t look so good, so it seems like all the sports teams I touch turn in to stone, when I look away, because I was watching the Philadelphia 76ers and Detroit Pistons in the NBA playoffs yesterday and at half time, the 6ers are ahead by 10, and then I said “Oh, I’m going [...]

Driving in the commute. I’m leaving early today and by early, I mean 6:15. Because I am getting dinner with my aunt and uncle. I always tell people when they want to have dinner with me on a weeknight that’s 7:30 PM is a great time and the reason for that is because I don’t [...]

San Jose sharks must help me so I need the Sharks to win because they provide an excellent reason to leave work early, to work from home, to do other things and granted it just means that I have to work twice as hard the following day, but there is still not substitute for that [...]

It’s a left turn into my driveway, the driveway at work for Cryo(?) is a left turn because of the way that I come to work and this means that everyone making that left turn is doing the same thing going to work. I never enjoy unprotected left turns because people are really chicken shit [...]

Really windy outside. I wonder how well the voice recognition software will do with this being, very windy. I hope, that they’re really enjoying all of my QAing because they not paying me for it, stupid Jott. So, I watched the video of the Patrick Marlou hit in last night shorts game. And you know [...]

Messing is more addictive than chopstick. It’s the Jott-shit-show where I Jott shit. Hi and welcome to the Jott-shit-show, I’m gonna go Jott-shit. So, for the longest time I would do my job at work and I didn’t think anything of it. Then one day, I thought I would be smart and I put some [...]

It’s the Jott shit show where I Jott shit. I am walking to the Jott shit show. I’m going to go Jott shit. So, I am walking to the Monorail station at MGM grand where I am going get on to Monorail even know there’s a chance to tract Kadent(?) and not being Hindu, I [...]

Las Vegas still exists, its the Jott shit show where I Jott shit, Hi welcome to the Jott shit show. I am going to go Jott shit so, we got into town last night. We are staying at Hooters(?) and then we walked last night to Excalibur and played some slots. Williams Gaming has made [...]

____ no somebody else. The Jott should show where I talk about ___ and Jott does it. Hi, welcome to the Jott show. I am going to Jott ____ working on the intro. I got a phone call yesterday from a guy and it is your first rule when you call someone on the phone [...]

The penalty box for the first time. It’s the Jott shit show where I Jott shit. Hi welcome to the Jott shit show. I?m your host that’s gonna go Jott shit. So on yesterday’s hockey game, I got to sit in the penalty box for the first time. But no, I did not get a [...]