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There was a series of TV commercials a couple years back during which the driver’s child alter ego would be sitting in the back seat. Chrysler? Toyota? Who knows. At any rate, one has the Cosmo-reading mid-20s white woman driving her 11-year-old self in the back seat around, and the 11-year-old is criticizing the woman’s [...]

Why wouldn’t I buy a new Chrysler if I could get one from a desperate dealer for less than $10,000?

If we had a kid, we would name it Sal (after Sal Castaneda) because it would be an accident.

I’ve added a fantasy baseball category to the site. The goal is to write a daily analysis, starting April 1st (so I can change my mind in the interim and say “April Fool!”), so you can win your fantasy league. Why do something that everyone else is already doing? Because mine won’t suck. Also, I [...]

I signed up for Twitter yesterday. KSCU created an account and sent me a message on Facebook (think about that for a minute) to let me know, so I figured I would sign up too, finally. (You don’t need an account to follow someone on Twitter, but I am always looking for an excuse to [...]

Full Tilt Poker Game #11016449540: Table Wynn – $1/$2 – Limit Hold’em – 16:24:32 ET – 2009/03/07 Seat 1: SoccerJen ($24.50) Seat 2: 22zit ($97.50) Seat 3: Vadim13 ($31) Seat 4: thutran ($66) Seat 5: Bubbahouse ($17) Seat 6: Hipcheck1 ($15.25) Seat 7: Namastefriend ($98.25) Seat 8: esalvadore ($18.75) Seat 9: PlugginFool ($20) Namastefriend posts [...]

© 2008 Jonathan Elgart. May be freely distributed if copyright notice is preserved. 2008 Viewers’ Guide and 21st Annual Playoff Charts All Times Eastern New England Patriots at Buffalo Bills, Sunday 1:00 (CBS). This is the only early game with implications for the AFC playoffs. The home team Bills, after a promising start, are eliminated [...]