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Archive for July 24, 2006

MySpace has spammers, of course

I can’t believe it never occurred to me. That site is the fucking devil, I tells ya, and I don’t mean it in the good way. So at any rate, I get a request for an add and it is from some chick in Indiana, whose picture is of her in a bra with a banana between her tits.

I suppose I should be accepting all adds because there is no such thing as bad publicity, but it just didn’t feel right. I am not saying I have to know all my “friends” on MySpace, but at least be a real person and not a bot that wants to sleep with me.

Pictures from street hockey

I guess it is technically called ball hockey because we were in a rink. This is a rare opportunity to see me in a hat!
http://eug.0×47.com/photos/Events/Sports/Hockey/Bladium%202006-07-23/

Scented markers

I love the blue one because it smells like blueberries, but I really love the black one because it smells like ink.

For Captain America fans

I went to college with this guy and lived with him for a year. One of the better roommates I have ever had and well worth a fourth tour of duty in Hayward.

http://o-dogg.blogspot.com/2006/07/captain-america-fan-movie-based-on-my.html

God damn I fucking hate spiders

I am at work trying to enjoy the air conditioning when look at what is scurrying across the carpet. I cannot get 226 pounds of force onto the ball of one foot fast enough in squashing the shit out of that damn spider.

That’s how I want to die. It’d be so quick I wouldn’t feel a thing.

Episode 3 is up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRRqm5AI5g4 is the URL. Knock yourselves out. Hear about my exciting exploits on the tile and diamond.

Forgot my damn sign

At the end of today’s episode, I suddenly realized I had no sign, so instead I had to use a pretend sign. You’ll see. It is uploading now. I’ll post a link when it’s up.

Gift is not a verb

The verb is “give.” Sometimes I can understand verbing nouns, but “give” is a perfectly useful verb. We just don’t need to make “gift” a verb. There are more practical ways to sound pretentious, people!

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