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The penalty box for the first time. It’s the Jott shit show where I Jott shit. Hi welcome to the Jott shit show. I?m your host that’s gonna go Jott shit. So on yesterday’s hockey game, I got to sit in the penalty box for the first time. But no, I did not get a penalty called on me, although that would have been nice. There was too many men on the ice penalty and everyone was like huh? And I said you know what we can get this game going much healthier(?) if you someone volunteers to sit in the box and it also upholds a shitty(?) tradition because when played on the sheet(?) our first penalty ever was too many men in the army(?) ice in keeping(?) with the penalty. So this time I thought I would, because I wanna keep to play on the penalty keel(?) ’cause he’s on my team again. And that’s how I spent the first 2 minutes of my hockey career in the penalty box. listen

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Greg Maddocks knows what to do. Its the Jott shit show where I Jott shit. I am open to the Jott shit show, I’m your host Jott shit. I’m still working on the opening theme. Anyway, Greg Maddocks and the spring training game, yeah it was a couple of weeks ago. I’m behind them my e-mail. Okay? Greg Maddocks said a couple of weeks ago after getting hit by a lawn drive in the game, its the perfect place to get hit. Its a minor contusion, no worries for me anyway, I ain’t worried about it. Perfect spring training injury. Its got me out of running the last couple of days. And that’s why Greg Maddocks is great ’cause he can have a sense of humor about getting hit by a lawn drive. As for me, I don’t even like getting hit by a puck when I am playing hockey. listen

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So, this is the first message for recite in the Jott category and I wanted to make sure that it works. So, I’m going to recycle some old bits that I’ve done. This reminds me of the episode of The Cosby Show and Stevie Wonder was the guest star and he had some weird synthesizer, ’cause you know, back then they weren’t called keyboard, they were called synthesizers. And so, he would like do all these weird synthesizery crap with all the different people on the show and then they got to Denise Bonnet, and he said to Denise to say something so he could use it in his synthesizer and she said, I don’t know what to say. So, then he used, I don’t know what to say, and all these little synthesizer do-whop, whatnot things that he was doing. So, that was pretty cool, and because that happened I never have to say, I don’t know what to say when I don’t know what to say, because I can make reference to that episode listen

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