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It doesn’t even feel that bad. It doesn’t feel cold, but it’s become bearable. This helps my theory of whether I could make it in Vegas full time. Apparently you do acclimate to weather. I’m actually saying, “It’ll only be 94 today.” Maybe the heat’s just got to me.

Also, I read that a lot of the World Series of Poker dealers at Harrah’s are walking out on the job, leaving inexperienced replacements in their wake. Sounds like an opportunity.

Anyway, bump the probability of me going to Las Vegas to run out the clock as a dealer to 40 percent. Whether it’s snap (that is what they call blackjack), dice (craps) or poker (dunno what their slang is for that), I am sure there are plenty of spots available for a sap like me. Target date is winter 2009, because my gym membership runs out December 2008. There is no Bally Total Fitness in Las Vegas because they don’t want to confuse people. They are separate companies, despite both using the same script “B” in their logos.

Everything is hot butter face.

That was fast. It hasn’t even been open that long. Boyd bought it from Coast Casinos. It would make one think that they will change the name. Coast also recently sold the Barbary Coast, so who knows what the hell they are up to.

You know how sometimes when a concept is questioned how you call someone to verify it? Well, I just got a call from someone that wanted to know how long it took to drive somewhere out of state, and I gave the same answer they did without knowing it! That’s better support than you get from a sports bra.

It’s prolly too late for me to not have cataracts when I get old, but just in case, I will have prescription sunglasses in about four hours. Finally, I can drive into the sun! This will be much safer than driving in reverse all the time.