All the shit that's fit to wipe
I am at work trying to enjoy the air conditioning when look at what is scurrying across the carpet. I cannot get 226 pounds of force onto the ball of one foot fast enough in squashing the shit out of that damn spider.
That’s how I want to die. It’d be so quick I wouldn’t feel a thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRRqm5AI5g4 is the URL. Knock yourselves out. Hear about my exciting exploits on the tile and diamond.
The verb is “give.” Sometimes I can understand verbing nouns, but “give” is a perfectly useful verb. We just don’t need to make “gift” a verb. There are more practical ways to sound pretentious, people!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qcbBoWiXxY or click on the link below to my YouTube page. It’s also available on MySpace, for those that cry into their pillows and wonder whether Johnny likes them.
Good thing I am playing street hockey (it’s covered) and softball (not till 5:30) today.
It’s been uploaded to YouTube. Google Videos sucks. I may have to give up on getting anything done there.
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