Hey, Chef.
Domino’s put a circular in my junk mail today. Buy a pizza and get free brownies. Strange enough if it were left at that, but it gets better. The trademarked name of these brownies is “Fudgems.” If you remember the Chocolate Salty Balls episode of South Park, you will remember that Fudgems was a snack that Chef invented.
My favorite was I Just Went and Fudged Your Mama brand snacks.
Goddamn scientology. If it weren’t for them bastard assholes, Chef would still be making salisbury steak for us all.
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