What do I eat in a typical day? Well, you’re going to find out, and it’s going to scare the shit out of you. All I’ll say is that my glycogen stores are full and ready for a workout. Check it out at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwiqhF2pu5Q.
Archive for August 2006
Episode 14 is up
August 4, 2006If Ted Turner’s empire was in the porn industry
August 4, 2006You can only imagine what he’d do to the old movies.
Episode 13 is up
August 3, 2006I thought I was going to be dry, but I came up with some good shit at the last minute. I seem to have this thing about not being able to stand still. I guess it’s easier to stand still when I pull a Mike Sexton and talk with my hands. Check out the fidgeting at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeNe5t0bRHs.
The plant for the drugged out and forgetful
August 2, 2006Just what every iPod owner needs
August 2, 2006The best phishing idea yet
August 2, 2006Can you imagine how successful an e-mail representing the government, saying that “your son has been killed in combat in Iraq, but because of a law passed by Congress, you are eligible for restitution. Click here for more information and an application” would be? Man, in an era in which we kick people when they’re down, this would be foolproof.
Episode 12 is up
August 2, 2006A good Del Taco story, and another visit by Savannah, but still not the most exciting episode ever. I should eat breakfast first so I am more coherent. You can see my haze at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfJxEVOF_ng.
Episode 11 is up
August 1, 2006I know people self-deprecate and say things suck when they don’t, but today’s episode really is pretty lame. The only reason to watch is so you can see Savannah at the beginning. Get bored at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShjHZh5zkWw.
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