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I’ve got a bit of a backlog to upload, but there are two reasons for this. First, I haven’t had time to do it. I may pass a law in Jolistic Congress to upload episodes at work again. You may recall this used to be SOP before I worked at IDT, because they did not allow uploads to YouTube when I worked there. I’d forgotten that I used to do this all the time before then, so I might as well start it up again. But the Jolistic Senate is filibustering it because that’s not the way I’ve been doing it for nearly two years. It’s kind of like taking “under God” back out of the Pledge of Allegiance. No one seems to remember it’s been in there for only about 60 years. At any rate, uploads may resume Sunday or Monday. The longer I wait, the more I dread it because of how long it takes, so really I am saying uploading episodes is like doing laundry.
The second reason for the delay is because I am trying to get Partner at YouTube, although I am neither allowed to tell you to click on the ads nor allowed to tell you not to, so you’re on your own there. I am not going to retroactively turn ads on on all the back episodes, even though those are the ones people watch because they are actually good, because it will take too long, and I bet someday that process will be automated, the same way that previously embedded YouTube videos in WordPress were turned off and then turned back on again.
Be on the lookout for two or three On location episodes as well, because I am currently sitting backward on Caltrain, which can only mean one thing: Las Vegas.