Today's featured shit

What do I eat in a typical day? Well, you’re going to find out, and it’s going to scare the shit out of you. All I’ll say is that my glycogen stores are full and ready for a workout. Check it out at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwiqhF2pu5Q.

I thought I was going to be dry, but I came up with some good shit at the last minute. I seem to have this thing about not being able to stand still. I guess it’s easier to stand still when I pull a Mike Sexton and talk with my hands. Check out the fidgeting at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeNe5t0bRHs.

A good Del Taco story, and another visit by Savannah, but still not the most exciting episode ever. I should eat breakfast first so I am more coherent. You can see my haze at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfJxEVOF_ng.

I know people self-deprecate and say things suck when they don’t, but today’s episode really is pretty lame. The only reason to watch is so you can see Savannah at the beginning. Get bored at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShjHZh5zkWw.

Any excuse to talk about Jack Morris, the winningest pitcher of the 1980s, is a good one, really. Check it out at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIhBdr_qNwc.

I will address YouTube’s audio/video shortcomings and talk about my latest poker escapades. See it at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvI0GaSdZXk.

The rare occasion of me talking shit is caught on camera. I mean, I never talk shit. Not me. Never. Check it out at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jYX9NQX5XA.

Everything you wanted to know about the bowels of Savannah but were afraid to ask. There are tons of pictures of her at http://jughead177.yafro.com if you want to see (her, not her bowels). This episode is at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL24tPgt1U8.

I verbally assault Jack in the Box. Check it out at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxNfCeXdOWg.