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Sharks don’t look so good, so it seems like all the sports teams I touch turn in to stone, when I look away, because I was watching the Philadelphia 76ers and Detroit Pistons in the NBA playoffs yesterday and at half time, the 6ers are ahead by 10, and then I said “Oh, I’m going to watch the Sharks Game”, so I watch the Sharks Game, and after the second period, the Sharks were ahead 2-1 and I said ” alright, I’m going to watch the Simpson’s now”, turned on the Simpson, and at the commercial, I looked online and the 6ers were outscored by 18 points in the 3rd quarter and lost the game by 9 or so, and the Sharks gave up 4 goals in the 3rd period and lost by 3, so I guess the teams that I care about can not succeed unless I am giving them supervision, and guidance, and management… listen

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Driving in the commute. I’m leaving early today and by early, I mean 6:15. Because I am getting dinner with my aunt and uncle. I always tell people when they want to have dinner with me on a weeknight that’s 7:30 PM is a great time and the reason for that is because I don’t want to drive in traffic and after 7:00 PM the traffic is much better not only for few people trying to get home but now I have the beauty of the car pool lane to help me out. So a four lane freeway is now a six way freeway and so on. And I’m sure they appreciate it too, even if they don’t fully appreciate or understand what it is I’m trying to accomplish here. listen

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San Jose sharks must help me so I need the Sharks to win because they provide an excellent reason to leave work early, to work from home, to do other things and granted it just means that I have to work twice as hard the following day, but there is still not substitute for that feeling you get of leaving work early. Or shutting the computer down at home a little bit early because you know you are going to go do something else, it is a strange thing, the opposite of credit cards. Where you borrow some money and you pay back more later and you feel bad about it, but when you leave work early, sure, you go back to work the next day for more time to make up for it, but you feel good about it as if you have somehow beat the system, even though really the system is still beating. listen

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It’s a left turn into my driveway, the driveway at work for Cryo(?) is a left turn because of the way that I come to work and this means that everyone making that left turn is doing the same thing going to work. I never enjoy unprotected left turns because people are really chicken shit about it and they will sit there and they will wait, and they will wait for that huge opening. In the meantime seven cars are lined up behind and they are all waiting, but you can’t honk your horn even if you do know who it is because then you have to deal with the awkward tension that comes with working with them, it’s the worst feeling in the world. listen

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Really windy outside. I wonder how well the voice recognition software will do with this being, very windy. I hope, that they’re really enjoying all of my QAing because they not paying me for it, stupid Jott. So, I watched the video of the Patrick Marlou hit in last night shorts game. And you know what? Sometimes you keep your head up when you’re sleeding(?), so you don’t turn in to Eric Lindros because I that’s what think happens when I saw it. Yeah, I know it sucks, but that’s hockey. You can’t skate along the board and not expect to get hit, specially, when you’re not even looking for it. So, sorry that’s the way it goes. Sometime you bleed and that’s just the way it is. Pick it up, let’s play better tomorrow. It’s all you can do. listen

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Messing is more addictive than chopstick. It’s the Jott-shit-show where I Jott shit. Hi and welcome to the Jott-shit-show, I’m gonna go Jott-shit. So, for the longest time I would do my job at work and I didn’t think anything of it. Then one day, I thought I would be smart and I put some chopstick in my cube. And then, when I had chocolates(?), I can put chopstick on. And then one day, I finished the chopstick. Now, everyday my lip yell at me and they say “We need some chopstick, bitch.”, and I don’t have any and I keep forgetting to bring more to work. So apparently, chopstick is an addictive substance, maybe the government should control it. I let you decide that one. listen

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It’s the Jott shit show where I Jott shit. I am walking to the Jott shit show. I’m going to go Jott shit. So, I am walking to the Monorail station at MGM grand where I am going get on to Monorail even know there’s a chance to tract Kadent(?) and not being Hindu, I have no insurance product. I am going to the win if you study(?) report for a friend and I’m going to give that study(?) report for that friend and then I probably going to play poker and I forgot an introduction for this entry has a really stupid tittle and it’s not very FEO friendly. I wonder if I do this again with the same beginning with both URL’s will be the same.I wonder if they have plan for that if not that’s bad QA(?). listen

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Las Vegas still exists, its the Jott shit show where I Jott shit, Hi welcome to the Jott shit show. I am going to go Jott shit so, we got into town last night. We are staying at Hooters(?) and then we walked last night to Excalibur and played some slots. Williams Gaming has made a slot machine called High Speed kind of like the High Speed Pinball Machine except it is nothing like it. They also did this to the Fun House a few years ago even using the same Fun House logo as on a pinball machine. We lost money and then now we have lots of prompts(?) to eat so, it wasn’t all bad. listen

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____ no somebody else. The Jott should show where I talk about ___ and Jott does it. Hi, welcome to the Jott show. I am going to Jott ____ working on the intro. I got a phone call yesterday from a guy and it is your first rule when you call someone on the phone and they answer the phone, the first thing that you say should never be hello. That is the job of the person who receives the call. So, once we got these unpleasantaries out of the way, actually hung up on him first time. Since that was not ___ it was an other Tyle, who had my phone number and my name that was not the Tyle that I knew, and he would call me from Las Vegas. Feeling the reason, I answered the phone. I thought may be it was ____.com, but it was not. listen

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The penalty box for the first time. It’s the Jott shit show where I Jott shit. Hi welcome to the Jott shit show. I?m your host that’s gonna go Jott shit. So on yesterday’s hockey game, I got to sit in the penalty box for the first time. But no, I did not get a penalty called on me, although that would have been nice. There was too many men on the ice penalty and everyone was like huh? And I said you know what we can get this game going much healthier(?) if you someone volunteers to sit in the box and it also upholds a shitty(?) tradition because when played on the sheet(?) our first penalty ever was too many men in the army(?) ice in keeping(?) with the penalty. So this time I thought I would, because I wanna keep to play on the penalty keel(?) ’cause he’s on my team again. And that’s how I spent the first 2 minutes of my hockey career in the penalty box. listen

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