Stella Schindler “Distant Hum”

April 19, 2009

Stella Schindler’s list of 11 songs runs a bit long, but her above-average voice brings to mind an evening of making your own pasta sauce with your girlfriend. It’s clearly a bonding activity, but when Ragu is $2 a jar, isn’t there a better way?

The music reminds one of early 2000s female-front mellow indie rock, such as the Softies’ rockier stuff. The lead singer is an octave lower than the Softies, but it has vocal range, and sometimes that’s more important.

“Broken Glass” and “Distant Hum” are slower tracks but are simple and efficient. “Simon Montgomery” sounds like a Lisa Loeb song. “Death Valley” is about as country as that Jack in the Box ad, which is to say it has midgets and is not as entertaining as you’d like it to be.

The tracks have a natural progression to them, so three cheers to Schindler to putting thought into this. The country parts are definitely entrenched in the middle tracks. You’re then listening to a waltz called “Walk a While.” This has the best singing on the album. Yeah, I still call it “singing.”

Episode 1001 is up

April 17, 2009

Fantasy Baseball Strategy Guide and News for 17 April 2009 (Issue 26)

April 17, 2009

No issue tomorrow because I will be visiting my grandparents in Napa. Grandpa grew up in St. Louis, and the Browns/Cardinals World Series of 1944 has forever made him a St. Louis Cardinals fan. Even if he can’t pronounce Pujols, he still likes to talk about how terrible the team is and how they always get cold every summer. No, he didn’t have much to say after they won the World Series. He’d rather complain about how they couldn’t win just one game against the 2004 Boston Red Sox.

So Vladimir Guerrero is pretty hurt after all. And if he does not go on the DL, you have to waste one of your bench spots on him. So who gets the at-bats? Indirectly, it is Gary Matthews Jr. He’s worth picking up.
John Maine is one of those guys you want to stash on your bench, because at some point he will get hot. If you’re in a deep league, now is a good time to trade for him, because he is just about worthless in the eyes of many.
If you have to pick a closer in St. Louis, go for Ryan Franklin.
With Kenji Johjima on the DL, Rob Johnson will start. Finally, a catcher who knows how to take a concussion.
With Alex Gordon on the DL, Mark Teahen will play third, and Mike Aviles will man shortstop.
The John Baker/Ronny Paulino situation is officially a platoon. Baker will face the lefties.

Episode 1000 is up

April 16, 2009

Fantasy Baseball Strategy Guide and News for 16 April 2009 (Issue 25)

April 16, 2009

Andy Pettitte is worth adding.
Did you forget to draft a first baseman like I did? Need something better than Casey Kotchman? Chris Duncan figured out how to hit lefties and is playing all over the place. Tony La Russa is giving him a shot, and so should you.
Similar to Dr. Dre, some people have forgotten about J.D. Drew. His average isn’t there yet, but the power is. Pick him up if you need an outfielder, and ride him till he gets hurt again. There might be a $14 million home run in it for you.
When the season began, I was skeptical of the A’s rotation. Why anyone would doubt Billy Beane is beyond me, but there I was. Brett Anderson? If he can’t be scared of the Red Sox, then who can he be scared of? This is why you shouldn’t draft starting pitching. You can always find guys like this.
Seth Smith has ugly numbers, but he is getting on base. That will keep him in the lineup while he figures out which end of the bat to hold. If you don’t have room for him, don’t add him, but keep an eye out and see how he’s hitting.
If you’re not in a league that punishes strikeouts (most aren’t), Mike Jacobs is quietly having a good year. Even when he gets a day off, he comes in and hits a PH home run.
Placido Polanco is still available in many leagues, and he can be a catalyst for many teams. If you have a lot of power guys, someone like Polanco can help your batting average. Really, he should be a required handcuff if you draft Ryan Howard.

Joel’s Hit Show, Episode 17, 15 April 2009 Playlist

April 15, 2009

An Horse, Horizons
Neko Case & Her Boyfriends, Jettison
Muffs, Sad Tomorrow
March Into Paris, Captivate
Morcheeba, Moog Island
The Moto-Litas, Not Pretty Today
The Long Lost, Amiss
Monkey, This Life
Juana Molina, Desordenado
tUnE-yArDs, Little Tiger
Mirah and the Spectratone International, My Lord Who Hums
Minipop, Generator
The Decks, February Thaw
Mirah, Location Temporary
Mistress Stephanie & Her Melodic Cat, Johnny Gewurztraminer
The Spanks, Hippie
Metric, Soft Rock Star
M.I.A., Boyz
Gliss, Love Songs
Meridene, The Hills
Mean Red Spiders, Trains and Boats and Planes
Metric, Gimme Sympathy
Rose Melberg, Constant and True
Mekons, Wicked Midnite
Bix Medard, J’ai Deux Amours
Megapuss, Crop Circle Jerk ’94
Mecca Normal, Crimson Dragnet
Blackberry River Band, You’ll Be There
Matt and Kim, Daylight
Mascott, Dream Another Day
Ketman, A Ghost at the Carnival
Mary Timony Band, Killed by the Telephone
Marissa Nadler, Mexican Summer
Angus & Julia Stone, Private Lawns
Matt and Kim, Cutdown
Aimee Mann, Humpty Dumpty
These Are Powers, Glass Blocks
Eleni Mandell, Wings in His Eyes
Marine Research, At the Lost and Found
Levator, Mocking Bird
Anya Marina, Miss Halfway
Sex Presleys, Heartbreak Hotel
Tony and the Togas, The Mathematics of Love
The Rocking Horse Winner, Tomorrow

Episode 999 is up

April 15, 2009

Fantasy Baseball Strategy Guide and News for 15 April 2009 (Issue 24)

April 15, 2009

Glen Perkins hasn’t won a game yet, but that will change. Dating back to 1990 and Scott Erickson, the Twins always have a starting pitcher that nobody notices.
Adrian Beltre has been gimpy, and honestly, you screwed up if you drafted him in the first place. You can try to trade him if you want, but in most leagues you might as well just drop him. Why not pick up Elijah Dukes, who is now starting after Lastings Milledge was optioned to AAA?
Darren Oliver will take Nick Adenhart‘s spot in the rotation.

Episode 998 is up

April 15, 2009

Episode 997 is up

April 15, 2009