Today's featured shit

Travis Snider is for real. He’s likely still available in your league, and you should jump on him. He won’t be batting ninth for long.
With Jed Lowrie on the DL, Nick Green will take over, although ultimately this job could go to Julio Lugo when he returns.
DeWayne Wise may not be back till June. This gives a starting job to Brian Anderson.
If Tom Glavine is really hurt, then Jo-Jo Reyes will replace him in the rotation.

If Ryan Theriot is still in your league, it’s time to add him. On the other hand, if you have Chris Davis, it might be time to give up on him.
Randy Wolf and Trevor Cahill are worth looking into.

Chris Coste is the starter with Carlos Ruiz on the DL.
With Scott Lewis on the DL, Jeremy Sowers will take his place in the starting rotation.

Hiroki Kuroda has oblique pain and is on the DL. Eric Stults will take his place.
Is Armando Galarraga still available? He quietly had double-digit wins for a last-place team in 2008 and looked great against the Rangers in the Tigers’ home opener.
Jose Guillen needs to do some Pilates after tearing his right hip flexor. While he is on the DL, expect Willie Bloomquist to replace him.
Ryan Doumit is getting a day off today.

Dennys Reyes got the save yesterday, but it was because of who was batting. Jason Motte is still the closer for now.
Geovany Soto may end up on the DL, meaning Koyie Hill would be the starter.