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December 3, 2007MILF airlines, sort of
December 3, 2007Episode 500 is up
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December 2, 2007Kon Kan information
December 1, 2007I’ll be the first to admit that this post is more for me than anyone else. I have been trying to figure out what they say in the 12″ version of I Beg Your Pardon (I Never Promised You a Rose Garden) by Kon Kan, and someone on YouTube posted it.
This is not the video of the song, but the comments have the information I have sought for more than 18 years.
– Ei, vamos dançar!
– Ah, eu não sei…
– A única coisa que você tem que fazer é mover as suas pernas.
– Que música é essa que tá tocando?
– Eu não te entendo.
– Eu não te entendo?! Eu não entendi!
Or in English:
– Hey, let’s dance!
– Oh, I don’t know…
– The only thing you have to do is move your legs.
– What is the name of this song that is playing?
– I don’t understand you.
– Don’t you understand me? I didn’t understand!
This makes me happier than you can realize. And I am already pretty happy. You’ll find out why in Episode 500.
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