Hi kids. So I have reviewed a few hundred albums over the years, and thanks to the magic of [1] archive.org, I have been able to track a lot of them down. Because nothing on the Internet lasts forever (been looking for the mid-’90s-era ravers dictionary that had the definition of “September child” for nearly 10 years), I am going to post my old reviews here so they can at least be found by searchers.

I’ll start with the ones at [2] agouti.com and move on to [3] West Coast Performer if I have time. I didn’t review as many there, and those reviews sort of suck anyway, so I am not as motivated to post those anyway.

Finally, I hope that the hits that these reprinted reviews generate will get enough attention that other artists will be interested in having me review their albums now. Those interested in having their music reviewed can e-mail me at joel@joelshitshow.com, and we can take it from there.